It's weird. I just can't seem to be in a relationship for longer than five months. It's like, the ultimate time-limit. I'm not going to know what to do with myself if I ever get past that particular amount of time.
Made official last night, I am single once again. Because obviously I suck as a girlfriend. Inquiring minds want to know: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??? There MUST be something. Hemingway said he had never fought with a girlfriend the way that we fought. It MUST be me.
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Well, clearly you're a venomous reptile, festering with poison. (Or, more likely and sarcasm aside, you haven't met anyone yet whom you are really 100% compatible with. It could also have something to do with environment – you are physically distant from your boyfriend(s) most of the time, which could exacerbate any minor problems you might have.)
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