Rules: 1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING! 4. Tag 5 people. 5. With the answers, give your own comments on how they relate to the questions.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? "Sparkling Diamonds" from Moulin Rouge. So, I feel like a bright shiny prositute on a swing with TB? Well, I showed enough leg today and Jen did call my shoes "hooker" shoes...

HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? "Short People" by Randy Newman. I don't deserve to live? That's harsh.

WILL YOU GET MARRIED? "She's Like The Wind" by Patrick Swayze. So, I may get married, but to someone who feels he doesn't deserve me. Unlikely. If I like a guy enough to marry him, generally it's the other way around.

WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THEME SONG? "Waitress" by Tori Amos. So, Phipps wants to kill a waitress. Right then. God, I hope it's not me.

WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE? "Bring on the Men" from Jekyll and Hyde. I don't think anything more needs said, here.

WHAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL LIKE? "Something Bad" from Wicked. Rather, yes.

HOW CAN YOU GET AHEAD IN LIFE? "Hard Fucking" by Tenacious D. *blink* Allrighty then.

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS? "Who Will Save Your Soul" by Jewel. Intruiging choice, here.

WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THIS WEEKEND? "What is this Feeling" from "Wicked". Loathing in store for the weekend. Good to know.

TO DESCRIBE YOUR GRANDPARENTS? "What's my age again?" by Blink 182. Appropriate. They don't act their age, at least around each other.

HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING? "His Work and Nothing More". So, either my work is more important than anything, or I'm in love with someone whose work is more important than anything, or I'm best friends with someone whose work is more important to them than anything, or I'm the parent of someone who is in love with someone whose work is more important to them than anything. God, quartets are exhausting.

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? "Imaginary" by Evanescence. Intruiging thoughts in this one. Mixture between a drug-trip and a suicide note. That's not too cheery, actually.

HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU? "See How the Fates Their Gifts Allot" from "The Mikado". But the question is, am I "A" or "B"? God, I hope I'm "A".

WILL YOU HAVE A HAPPY LIFE? "You Won't Succeed on Broadway" from Spamalot. I'm not Jewish, so I suppose I might have a happy life if I don't attempt Broadway.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF YOU? "Cabaret" from Cabaret. Obviously that my life is a cabaret. And that I knew a girl named Elsie when I lived in Chelsea.

DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER YOU? "It Don't Mean a Thing (if it ain't got that swing)". Obviously as long as I got rhythm, people will... lust after me?

HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY? "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" by Elton John. By not getting my heart broken, obviously.

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE? "The Baby Song" from I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change. Evidently...make babies?

WILL YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN? "Little People" from Les Miserables. Take that as a yes, then.

IF A MAN IN A VAN OFFERED YOU CANDY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? "Marguerite's Dilemma" from The Scarlet Pimpernel. I obviously don't know what I would do.

WHAT DOES YOUR MOM THINK OF YOU? "Betrayed" from The Producers. That's not encouraging. She does like that song, though.

WHAT IS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET? "Alive" from Jekyll and Hyde. Because my alter-ego is a homicidal maniac. Of course.

WHAT IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY'S THEME SONG? "The Time Warp" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'm really not seeing that.

WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE? "The Scarlet Pimpernel" from The Scarlet Pimpernel. Because obviously I run to France every other day to save aristocrats from the guillotine. Or some modern day equivalent.

WHAT SONG WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR WEDDING? "Dance at the Gym" from West Side Story. There'll be a dance-off at my wedding. Kewl.

WHAT BEST DESCRIBES THE ANSWERS IN THIS JOURNAL? "Still Hurting" from The Last Five Years. Entirely inaccurate. I don't remember any of the answers being like that.